Khushnaseeb Hai Hum Ke Mile Aap Mujhe!!!

Khushnaseeb hai hum k mile aap mujhe..
Tanha zindagi k safar mein, mila saathi anmol mujhe..

Gham k baadlon mein gher rakha tha mujhe..
Ab baadalon ko cheer k bhi suraj deti hai roshni mujhe..

Ae dost kismat mein mere pehle itni khushi kabhi na thi..
Aap ne saath hamara deke dard ko bhulana sikha diya mujhe..

Hum to rote the uski yaad mein..
Dost apne aansuon ko peena sikha diya mujhe..

Apni Qismat Mein Kabhi Woh Thi Hi Nahi !!!

Khwaab tute hue, dil dukhaate rahe,
der taq woh hume yaad aate rahe,
kaat lee aansuon mein judaai ki raat,
sher kehte rahe, gane gungunaate rahe…
Tere jalwe paraaye hue magar gum nahi,
ye tassalli bhi apne liye kam nahi,
humne tumse kiya tha jo wafa ka vaada,
saans jab taq chali , hum nibhaate rahe…

Kisko mujrim kahein ab karein kya gilaa,
rishta tuta, na unki na meri thi razaa,
apni qismat mein kabhi woh thi hi nahi,
khwaab palkon pe jiske sajaate rahe…

Nahi Pyar Da Ithe Koi Mull Sajna !!!

Nahi pyar da ithe koi mull sajna

Honde her ik de moqadran vich nahi phull sajna

Ae thokran he te tera naseeb ae dilla

Bada kya si ke na ja ohde vall sajna

Judaiyan umran diyan gall pa laiyan ne hun

koi suni na tu,manni na koi meri gall sajna

khuda karu tera shukriya ya karu fariyad

Nahi samaj atta aj khuda karu tera shukriya ya karu fariyad

Diya tune jina ka bhahana aur phir kar diya muje barbad

Who ban jaye mera karti rahi dil mei yahi arzoo

Per kya pata tha ki tu kabhi bhi kar sakta hai muje azad

Aj tak teri har marzi per tera darbar mei sir jukaya mene

Teri har ha per ha kaha nahi mene, per aj to usse mat kar mujse durr

Karana hi hai agar usse muje juda to saath mei le lena who dadhkane meri jisime tha kabhi who basa

Kyoki uske na hone ki baad nahi ha manzil aur na hi rastha mera

I drive a bus

Th cyclist,runs in2 a walking man
Cycl:U r lucky
Man:What!!! I got hurt
Cycl:Ah, youre lucky because I recently lost my license.I usually drive a bus.

Khatarnak Kaam

Ek Student Dusre Se:Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:To Phir Chal aja Thori Parhai Karte Hein :-)

Sadia kya hai

teacher: “Sadia sub Larkon se baat krti hai”
btao is sentence mai sadia kYa hai.??
Students:sir sadia BaIGAIRAT hai.

Miti to tu ne – Sardar

2sardar jungle me, Samne sher agaya.
1ne miti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne laga.
2nd wahen khara rha.
1st:abay bhag.
2nd:me q bhagon,miti to tu ne dali he:

Two ways of having a peaceful married life

Son there are only two ways of having a peaceful married life:One is to let ur wife think she is having her own way,and the other is to let her have it.

Spell mouse

Teacher: Can you spell mouse.Little
Boy: M-O-U-S.
Teacher: But what’s at the end of it?
Little boy: A tail.

Charas ka sutta

Socha tha ‘JÄÅÑI’ barey ho kar pilot banenge
Charas ka sutta kia lagayakhud hi jahaaz ban gaye!:-D

Man 2 Librarian

Man 2 Librarian:Hav u got ny books on committing suicide?
L:Ys somewhr on th middle shelf
M:I can’t find any at all
L:It’s awful,they never bring ‘em back!

Dating process

Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 yrs : GOD, if I did not love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Pilot 2 tower

Pilot 2 tower…pilot 2 tower…I am 300 miles 4rm land..600 feet over water… & running out of fuel…please instruct! Tower 2 pilot…tower 2 pilot…Pray!

Nazla Zukam

Poori botal na sahi ek jaam to hona chaheay
Milna na shi dua salam to hona chaheay
Aapki yaad me hum bemaar pad gae
Km se km apko nazla zukam to hona chaheay

Dawn Newspaper 2020

Dawn Newspaper 2020,
HEADLINES
1. President Ashfaq Pervez Kiyani has removed his Uniform.
2. Petrol prices hiked 410/ltr.
3. President Ashfaq to visit Nieghbouring Country BalochLand.
4. Pakistani Rupee hits record low, crosses 178/$.
5. Seminar on 9th death Anniversary of Sharif Brothers & Zardari.
6. Will Osama be captured?
7. Pakistan lost the series against Hong Kong.
8. Meera’s 25th Birthday.
9. Shoaib Akhter & GEO TV back after 12 years ban.

Why do We study

The more We Study,
The more We Know.
The more We Know,
The more We forget.
The more We forget,
The less We Know.
So,
Why do We study ??;-)

1.

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again

2.

Sprite Pio,

Coke Pio,

7up Pio,

Marinda Pio,

Pani Pio,

Aur Pio,

Pio,

Pio,

Q K

Mera kuch nhijaye ga,

SuSu

AAp ko hi aaye ga…….

3.

5 Points That Prove
“U r A Normal Student”

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
“Kal Se Pakka”

3- U’ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True … ;->

1 Afghani ne apne betey ka naam BUSH rakha

1 Afghani ne apne betey ka naam “BUSH” rakha
logon ne pocha apne dushman ka naam Q rakha.
Afghani bola ta k sub ko pata chaley k hum “BUSH” ka “BAAP” hy..

Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha

Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha,
Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha.
Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola:
Mujhy dair ho rahi hai aur tu BY ROAD jaa raha hai..

Benazeer Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai…!

BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai…!
kaise????
nahi pata??
main batao??
M = Muhtarma
B = BeNaziR
B = Bhutto
S = Shaheed

Maa mere pita jee kaise thay?

Kutte k bacche ne apni maa se poocha..
Maa mere pita jee kaise thay?
maa boli pata nahi beta..
Piche se aayee thay or piche se hee chalay gayee

kya tum mere sath dance karogi

Boy 2 girl – kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply – me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy – Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Boy says 2 girl

Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite Ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi?

Boy : Janeman!
Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Haramkhor!
Tuti huye chappal se pitega
ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Kia aap mere Chehray se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?

Girl in a party to a man:
Excuse me sir kia aap mere Chehray se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
Girl: Manhoos aadmi, apni nazrien.

Aik sardar ji ko party ka invitation mila

Aik sardar ji ko party ka invitation mila
k party mein Lal tie pehan kar ana hai.
Sardar ji Lal tie pehan kar party mein ja pohancy

to dekha k sub loog koot pant bhi pahan kar aye howay hain.

Hum kahan ja rahay hain?

Wife : Suno ji Doctor ney mujhay ek mahinay aram k liyee
beautiful foreign country janay k liyee kaha hai,
Hum kahan ja rahay hain?

Husband : Doosray Doctor k Pass.

Barsat ki Raat Ek bheegi larki

Barsat ki Raat Ek bheegi larki
Bheege kapre Bheegi zulfain Bheegay hont
Us se nazren mili Dekh kar es dharktay dil ne kaha

enu kal bukhar howay e howay.

DIL TO PAGAL HE

Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo
Socha “DIL TO PAGAL HE”
Phir khayal aaya koi baat nhi,
Jisko krna hy !!!!!!!!!
Wo Kon Sa “Normal” he.

Dekho aisa nahi karna

Wafa ruswa nahi krna, suno aisa nahi krna,

main pahle he akela hon mujhe tanha nahi krna,

judai bhi aai to dil chota nahi krna,

bohat masrof ho jana mujhe socha nahi krna,

bharosa bhi zarori hai magar sub ka nahi krna,

muqadar phir muqadar hai kabhi dawa nahi krna,

jo likha hai zaror hoga kabhi shikwa nahi karna.

Shadi se pehlae nahi !

Ek larki ko jab larke ne kiss karna chaha to larki boli:
shadi se pehlae me aap ko es ki ejazat nahi de sakti.
larka: jab shadi karlo tu mujhy zaror inform karna.
larki: wo kio?
larka: tumhe kiss karne ke liye

Hum ne kab tum se …

Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha.

Bekhayali may yunhi bus ik irada kar lia

Bekhayali may yunhi bus ik irada kar lia,

Apne dil k shoq ko had se ziada kar lia,

Jante they dono hum is ko nibha sakte nahi,

Us ne wada kar lia may ne wada kar lia…

Wada

Bekhayali may yunhi bus ik irada kar lia,

Apne dil k shoq ko had se ziada kar lia,

Jante they dono hum is ko nibha sakte nahi,

Us ne wada kar lia may ne wada kar lia…

Aisi zindagi ka or kerna b kya

TEACHER: baccho Wada karo kabhi cigaratte, sharaab nahi piyo GE..

BACHE: nahi piyain GE

TEACHER: gals ka peecha nahi karoge, na hi unhain chedo GE..

BACHE: nahi karain GE

TEACHER: or desh pe apni jaan qurbaan ker do gey..

BACHE: ker dain GE. “Aisi zindagi ka or kerna b kya.”

1. 2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

2. Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.

3. *Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.

4. Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : ” Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya.

5. Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

Meray paas aik buri khabar hai

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Bhai bole to bachpan

Circuit- ” Bhai …. bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”

Munna Bhai- “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit- “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Akal badi ki bhais

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

After finishing MBBS

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

Baapu bole to gandhi ji

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Oye Short Circuit yeh light

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi

CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai

MUNNA BHAI- Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL- Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost

CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

Sher da puttar

sher da puttar
Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘……
Eik Sardar

Naughty Daughter

Naughty Daughter:
dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga>
beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra

Bathroom mein

Wife:Bathroom mein Pardey Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,
Phir Woh Khud Apnay
Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….
Eik Sardar

Ch. Shujaat dukandar se

Ch. Shujaat dukandar se:
“A aiynuk waly bandar di photo kinnay di ae”.?
Dukandar:
“Ch. Saab aey photo naee, sheesha aey..

Ghar se mat nikalna

Jis tarha sooraj nikalta he her rat k bad,
chand alwida kehta he mulaqat k bad,
tum ghar se mat nikalna,
warna log kahan ge,
Mandak nikal aya barsat k bad.

Lambi umar karne ka tariqa

Man; Koi lambi umar karne ka tariqa bataen PLZ ???
Doctor; Shaadi kerlo_
Man; kia is se umer lambi ho jaey gi??
Doctor; Nahi, Yeh shoq khatam ho jaey ga

English main sawal

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena
Jab koi English main sawal kar leta hai.;-)

Chutu Sms, Chotia

1 pakistani went to international cooking contest
when judges came to him he was moving spoon in empty karhai
judge : kiya bana rahay ho ?
pakistani : “chootiya“

Teacher & Sardar 2

Teacher: Woh konsi cheez hai jo insaan ki izzat ko mazbooti se pakar k rakhti hai?
Sardar: Miss shalwaar ka nara.
Eik Saredar

Post Woman

Is Dunia Me Sirf Postman Hai, Post Woman Nahi Hai.
Aakhir Kyu?
Why?
?
?
Kyonki Wo Delivery
Dene Me 8-9 Mahine
Laga Deti Hai.
sms karne k fayeday

Car Screen – Adult Sms

Car Screen
Sardar‘s Son asks his Father :
What is the meaning of
Sign “L“ on the car Screen ?
Sardar said : Iss Da Matlab Hay keh Driver Nu Drivery da LUN V nai pata.
HoME PaGe

Pathan – Mat Karo

Pathan Mat karo
2 Pathano k beech fight ho rahi thi.
1 Pathan: Khocha ham tera kapra phar k tumko nanga kr dega.
2 Pathan: Khocha serious larai main Romantic baat mat karo…

Happy Diwali and New Year

k Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you

Chand dekhne ki lia aasman per dekha

Maine,
*
*
Chand dekhne ki lia aasman per dekha,
*
*
to,
*
Chand kaheen nazar na aaya,
*
*
Aasman se pocha to us ne bataya k cahnd to is waqt sms perh rha hai.

Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi

Those we love

Those we love,
Never go away…
The walk beside us
every day.. unseen…
unhear…still near…
Still loved…Still
missed and still very dear…!

Doctor: kiya howa

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!

Doctor: kiya howa?

Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek “MEMON” nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia

I am sorry

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

Lady shoes dikhaiye

Lady shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo
Kyalena hai.

Y R U SENDING MSGs

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”

Diwali ke subh apsar per

diwali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.

Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.

Now Sardarni

Sardarni: kya si na, k condom di jaga rumaal na ban,
Hun rumaal andar reh gya ay

Sardar: POSITIVE THINKING RAKH!!!

kaka langoti paa k aai ga

Jija Sali Susu

In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.

Lady time

Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai

Sardar: Bra Pantie

Lady: Kutte, Time Poocha hai

Sardar: Kamini, time hi to Bataya Hai.. Bra pantie(12:35) barah pantees

Lips pe infection

Lady 2 Doctor:
Mere Lips pe infection ho gaya hai,

Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Lady: Saal me 1 bar!

Doctor: Infection nahi “zang” lag gaya hai..!

Boy kiss

BOY:can i kiss u?
GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips?
BOY:WHAT?
GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips?
BOY: I DIDN’T GET U?
GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?

Aik totli aurat

Aik totli aurat soot rungwane gai

or rung walay ko kaha: “Lun walay”

meray is chut may aisa lun dalna k

chut phut jaye magar lun na niklay”